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Another Danyal Al Ghul art dump! Minor compared to other ones but I quite like these ones.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danyal al ghul au#starry’s art#god’s biggest mistake was letting me realize i can draw Danyal Al Ghul as Anakin Skywalker /j#and im not even religious (anymore)#dpxdc art#bonus pocket procreate versions#bonus bonus phantom version of punk danyal#bc i liked them enough to give them color lol#danyal ‘commit to the bit’ fenton would figure out how to make an irl lightsaber#good luck to his friends trying to wrestle that away from him and lmao rip to his rogues o7#post-reunion with damian he makes one for damian lmao.#you aint never seen criminals surrender so fast than when they realized robin had an actual laser sword#punk danyal save me. save me punk danyal.#starry keep your scarring consistent challenge--#inconsistent hair color?? maaybe. is danny's hair black or brown-black? good question...#if anyone's got any tips on how to give a face more. texture(?) depth(?) that'd be fantastic. he looks so smooth brother eugh#danny's got two modes: causing problems On Purpose. and Silly Ex-Assassin Guy.#danyal's closet is 50% punk and 50% random graphic shirts and muscle tees
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The opps can't know I'm reading simpsons yaoi
#idc it's so fun#i'm not a fanfic person but i just started reading some today#yeah it's a burnsmithers fic#you got a problem with that punk??😡😡#it's burns to smithereens. I'm only a few chapters in but I'm really enjoying it💪💪#If u guys know any more good simpsons fics PLEASE tell me pretty pleeaaassee#the simpsons#simpsons#burnsmithers#the chronicles of hodgepodge#if any of my classmates find my tumblr i'll kill myself/j#they'd rip me to shreds😭😭
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thinking about a beyond the spider verse scene where hobie sees a cop and says something like “what a pig” and spiderham starts cursing him out
#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse#beyond the spider verse#hobie brown#peter porker#spider ham#spider punk#“you got a problem with pigs?”#chanposting
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wait. did they finally do away with "female hysteria" as a diagnosis?
#it hasnt even been a decade since a doctor put that on my chart#just cause you can't figure out the problem#doesnt mean its not happening wwww#cpunk#cripple punk#<- bc got it through developing condition#neuropunk#madpunk#<- pretty obv#the king sits there | therian talks
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*giggling and kicking my feet* moony tell me all about the gorgeous women you've been listening to
*twirling my hair* hiiiii west i would love toooo LETS GO
shooting daggers (UK, hc punk / queer punk)
GRANDMAS HOOUUUSSEEE (UK, post punk / queer punk). i will yell about grandmas house until the day i die. best mosh pit ive ever fuckn been in. the band is also just so nice
witch fever (UK, post punk)
radigals (Singapore, hc punk)
#ask#transmascmikey#saved my personal fave less-known girl band just for you :))#this was fun#maybe i make a playlist for them all#ive got a woc in punk playlist in the works#but the problem is i can never look at a playlist and think 'yeh thats done'#moonys music#music rec
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Doctors/Nurses/Therapists: Fuck you your child is fine!
My mom: My child is uncontrollably moving like they're fucking possessed and paralyzed afterwards.
#it's so ridiculous#the amount of 'that's normal' i've got from doctors is absurd#and the reasoning is always so fucking bonkers? like i don't even know how to argue against that#the classic 'all girls your age' and 'well#well youcre a teenage girl#that can happen#anxiety?#it's probably just stress#but also got shit like 'everyone has a tic disorder at some point in their life that's nothing to worry about#you just don't have any muscles#maybe at some point there was a problem but it's just chronic pain now#ableism#cw: medical gaslighting#chronic illness#disability#disabled#chronically ill#cripple punk#how is this my life??#why is this my life??#tumblr
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At some point I will really have to ask someone working at the supermarket around what times they tend to restock the toilet paper.
Because at 8am the shelf is empty, at 2pm and after 7pm too. I keep having to buy the most expensive toilet paper.
#part of me just wants to do the thing a friend of mine does#which is find out all the public buildings near you which let you use their toilet and then just take a roll from them#the uni doesn't use loose toilet rolls but those giant ones that go inside a plastic housing#the other places i go to tend to be like queerfeminist or punk self organizing spaces#with next to no or no funding. so i don't wanna take it from there#but government buildings? or the welfare office. fuck yeah. got no moral problem with taking a roll of their toilet paper#(but it's gonna be shity one ply... so idk. the expensive one last much longer because you don't have to use two or three sheets)
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there's something so therapeutic about screaming "one two three and hold it, three two one and let it go" at the top of my lungs as someone who's hyper critical of psychiatry like i don't know why that hits so hard esp along side of the line "state sanctioned anxiety app" like yes GET THEM
#tater talks#this is about a castle of rats by the narcissist cookbook#i still take my meds and do my breathing exercises but this song really just is everything#GO LISTEN TO IT IF YOU LIKE FOLK PUNK VIBES???#idk what genre they actually are but like close enough#i just got out of therapy i feel like a hypocrite but at least my therapist acknowledges therapy doesn't fix systemic problems
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Yes!! I’ve just been thinking about this yesterday, and Clarrise is not even a bully, she’s just mad that Percy got to fight a famous monster right after getting to camp and win.
She’s under so much pressure that when she hears that some 12 yo killed the Minotaur she’s immediately mad at him because she feels like he would overshadow her. One of the reasons why Percy manages to beat her in TLT is because she never attacks him with her full power, because it’s not her intention to kill or scar Percy, she just wants to show her superiority to him.
I also like that unlike the fandom, Percy sees that Clarrise doesn’t mean him any harm she just wants to be seen as the strongest and the best at camp, so she puts on the mask.
I like the idea that Clarrise befriends Drew after she becomes counselor because she sees herself in Drew and sees that under the grief over Silena and the pressure she puts on herself Drew is just a child.
And maybe after the battle of Manhattan Clarrise stops praising her dad as much and gets closer to people. Maybe she tries to create a relationship with some of her brothers.
I could go on about her and how badly she was misinterpreted by everyone in the fandom for days.
Edit: and don’t even get me started on how she would react if she met Frank. Because he got everything she had ever wanted, without doing anything she did. Their dad gave him quest personally, when she got a quest by herself he told her one of her brothers should’ve done it instead. He gave him HER weapon and called it a ‘man’s weapon’.
Frank saw him about 10 times during the course of Hoo that lasted a month, and got ‘I’m proud of you’ less than two weeks after meeting him. Clarrise saw him maybe 3 times in the span of 12 years she was at camp, did everything he asked, faced her half brothers who tormented her, went on a quest and listened to him calling her unworthy, took a toll on her mental health because of all this and only got ‘I’m proud of you’ after she went through the most horrible day of her life, lost her only friend and almost all the people she knew since she was a child, faced the drakon and realized that she had survived the battle of manhattan, and that no one was going to kill her, and that she was completely alone.
Crying in the club because I was just reminded of Clarisse La Rue and how she has one of the most heartbreaking stories in the PJO series. We meet her as the stereotypical bully character, but by book two we already start to see that her entire persona is just a flimsy mask to cover up how scared she really is. She’s surrounded by people, but by the end of the day, she feels completely alone, desperately trying to prove herself to a God who treats her like she's nothing. We get a glimpse of her true character when Chris Rodriguez returns, but it's only when she's holding the broken body of her only real friend that we fully see how exhausted she truly is. Her entire journey is realizing she’s worthy of love without having to fight for it and that she doesn’t need to hurt others to get noticed. She’s a messy character, but I love her so much.
#someone sedate me#< prev tags#*insert the seagull meme*#I think the musical did the best job of portraying her character in tlt because she gets a monologue#and literally explains to Percy why she has a problem with him#‘you’ve got some issue with ME it’s pretty clear’ ‘you faced a monster on your very first day. you LUCKY punk. but newbie you’re gonna pay’#percy jackon and the olympians#silena beauregard#clarisse la rue#percy jackson#the sea of monsters#pjo
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if i had a nickel for every time a film in 2024 tried to make i was made for loving you by kiss a thing again, I'd have 2 nickels
#personal crap#it's not really a bad song but i don't like kiss lol#they're basically the 'punk is a business' problem of most of that genre turned up to 11#in case you were wondering the movies were godzilla vs kong and the fall guy#the latter played it like half a dozen times and played yungblud's version too it got pretty ridiculous
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Bakugo makes you laugh, A LOT and it drives him insane.
“It was not that damn funny.”
You try to conceal the snickers from your mouth, but fail horribly. All he did was mutter something about Mineta being a punk ass and it had you giggly.
At first he used to take offense by it, maybe you were laughing AT him and not what he says, almost like mocking him, that wasn’t until Deku quickly explained in passing that you laugh very easily.
But you don’t laugh this damn much with anybody else but him. At this point he thought you had a similar quirk to Ms. Joke, and he nicknamed you Giggles.
You both were studying in the library like you both usually do during exam week, and Bakugo noticed you haven’t been Miss. Cackle the past few days. Not even a smile actually and you’d think it would have been some relief for him from hearing your laugh obxonious laugh, but he’s actually more annoyed.
He looks up from his book and glances at you across the table, you’re typing away, with a less that neutral look on your face. Lips somehow forming a pout and eyes looking droopy. He scoffs going back to his work, but it was an itch he needed to scratch with you..?
“Who pissed in your breakfast.”
“What?”
“You been looking like a sad lost puppy all week what the hell is your problem.”
The corner of your lips cracked upwards a bit, almost as if you were fighting to smile, but instead you shrug, “‘Nothing you needa worry about. Why.”
It was almost concerning how calm you sounded. Your voice was more tame that you didn’t even sound recognizable which make Bakugo crease his brows, “You suck at lying. Is it, because of that shitty boyfriend you have pissed you off.”
He was referring to Shindo, he wasn’t your boyfriend, but he was a guy you got close with after meeting him a few years ago, but Bakugo was half right he was part of the problem.
You had a small crush on Shindo , but overheard him tell his classmates how he isn’t into you like that mainly because you’re not his type and how much he can’t stand how loud you talk/laugh sometimes.
It hurt hearing it, when he found out you heard he tried apologizing but you didn’t wanna hear it, so since then you’ve turn self conscious about speaking and laughing too loudly for the past week to avoid anymore issues that you have caused with people.
After slowly explaining to the Blonde he rolled his eyes, “You’re ganna let the walking vibrator dictate your life too? So stupid.”
“You hate my laugh too. What does it matter.”
Bakugo stayed silent for a moment while you went back to work. Thinking how could he word what he wants to say without sounding like an idiot, “I never said that, besides you never stopped even when I did tell you your laugh was annoying. If you want to cackle like a hyena who gives a fuck—“
You break into a snicker but end up covering it with your hand. He cracks a proud smirk, he almost forgot what you looked like with a smile, “I don’t wanna be loud. Just can’t help it.”
“We know.”
You giggle at his deadpanned voice, it really wasn’t your fault, you’re just so easy to please and Bakugo knows that, “Giggly ass, and I seen you almost laugh when Denki tripped at the lecture today.”
“Becauuseee he is always so dramatic when he falls.” You whined into a chuckle, sharing a small one with him.
It was a start of many more shared laughs after studying, Katsuki even tried to be just a LITTLE bit more funnier than usual when walking back to the dorms. When you finally cracked a real loud one out he felt himself grinning at you.
“Katsuki Alexander Bakugo are you smiling?”
“Don’t you EVER say my full name like that again got dammit I will blow you the hell UP!”
You almost fall to your knees of how funny his reaction was to you, it felt so good to smile again. You missed it, and so did everybody else the next day apparently.
Mina and some others thought you were depressed, Deku assumed you were sick, Denki outwardly blamed Bakugo which got him smacked, and IIda actually missed your loud noises as well.
Your classmates enjoyed your presence more than you thought they did.
But Bakugo missed it the most.
Your laughs drives him insane, because he loves to hear them.
#mha#bakugo katuski#bakugo x black reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugou x y/n#bakugou x you#bnha bakugo katsuki#bnha bakugou#katsuki bakugo mha#bakugo fluff#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#virgin bakugo#mha bakugou#bakugo#bakugo x black female#bakugo x you#bakugo x y/n#bakugo x female reader#bakugo x
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i guess it's scary to me when white leftists say that the punk scene is the scene where you wanna go if you're trans or a person of color or a drug addict or someone else who's been kicked down in life. cuz like, if you've lived in this scene, is it really where you wanna send people?
i got involved in my local punk scene and the problem is that people aren't actually focused on looking out for each other. punk is heavily white. punk is heavily abled. punk is heavily cis. i know everyone says "real" punk is this and that, but the problem is: i live in a punk house venue. i live in a house where punks throw punk rock shows weekly and invite other punks into our home to throw music and art shows. the DIY scene is a mess. it's full of abusers. it's full of enablers. it's full of queerphobes and tranny chasers. it's full of people who collect vulnerable traumatized people. it's full of people who will hand beers to recovering alcoholics and pass lines to recovering addicts.
this scene is full of people who scribble "this machine kills fascists" on every object they own and turn around and cower and say "I'm scared, can you come pick me up, there's some scary guys outside." because some black dudes listening to some rap posted up outside of the punk show. this scene is full of virtue signaling assholes who put antisemitic symbols on their "battle vests". this scene is full of half-assed "communists" who just want to brag about the big scary words they learned like "praxis" and "proletariat" and "bourgeoisie".
this scene is full of fake socialists who won't lift a finger to help each other, but will drag each other into hell instead.
the problem with punk as we know it is that it's whitewashed to hell and back, and the spaces created by these individuals are not centered around safety, but violence. yeah, you kill fascists, but do you provide meals for the hungry, shelter for the homeless, and harm reduction for the addicted? do you pass out extra blankets and clothes? do you help people get to the hospital? do you pat someone on the back when they turn down that beer? do you remember to not offer a baggie to the person who just got out of recovery?
no? then you aren't a safe person to be around, and you ain't punk. you are the reason this scene is unsafe.
#diy punks#trans punks#trans punx#punk#genderpunk#punks#punx#queer punx#queer punks#diy punk#alternative#alt#about us
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Delinquent!Fairy is the black sheep of the grotto. He doesn't care for all the magical crap; he just wants to live his life. Tricking humans? The only tricks he knows are with his fists, and that's the way he likes it!
Consequently - it was to be expected, truly - he was exiled. He stared down the tall, imposing gate and gave it one final spit, then flew away for a smoke break.
He was minding his business, considering his options, when he heard the heavy rustle of the leaves. An enormous head peeked from behind the foliage: you.
"Oh-!"
Your eyes widen at the discovery. Is that...is that a fairy? Your lips part in amazement, observing the little creature. The colorful wings, dreamily shimmering in the light, the mischievous glint in his round, soft eyes.
"You got a problem, punk?" he promptly stands up with a frown.
You feel a sudden pressure against the tip of your nose. Upon careful inspection, it seems you've been smacked with his legendary wooden sword.
For a moment, his eyebrows raise in surprise.
"Huh...No one has felt the sting of my weapon and lived to see another day."
He looks you up and down, a faint smile pursing his lips.
"You ain't half bad of a fighter. What's your name, human?"
How convenient. He's just found something to keep himself busy.
#doodle#delinquent fairy#fairy x reader#monster oc#monster boyfriend#monster x reader#monster x human#monster fucker#yandere oc#yandere x reader#yandere monster
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I HATE HATE HATE LISTENING TO OLD PUNK SONGS AND FEELING EVERY FUCKING SYLLABLE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ALBUM FROM 1996 IS GROWING MORE AND MORE ACCURATE AND IMPORTANT AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME ABOUT THE SAME INJUSTICES AS PUNK TEENS FROM THE 80s. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING GO FORWARD AS SOCIETY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER I WANT NEW STRUGGLES! NEW! STRUGGLES!!
But, as Social Distortion put it so nicely in 1996: "Taking two steps forward and four steps back." (from Don't Drag Me Down, which is scarily accurate, h e l p.)
#those are amazing songs!! id just like to listen to these things and think “thank goodness we got past that”#and then listen to new punk/write my own stuff about new problems! about slightly less drastic problems!! bc were getting somewhere as a#society!! but noooo#'ignorance like a gun in hand reach out to the promised land your history books are full of lies media blitz gonna dry your eyes' THATS NOT#SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING MORE RELEVANT AGAIN! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO! WHAT ARE WE DOING???#'you dont wanna believe that youre human just like me (by blaming me you gain control) im not the enemy (you want a scapeoat for your crime#) youre just like me im not the enemy youre just like me'#'land of the free - free to conspire control destiny oh yeah youre gonna see - no use resisting youre livin in the land of the free#free to control your life land of the free free to control your mind land of the free (yeah right)'#'im not the one who made the world to what it is today im not the one who caused the problems started long ago but now i deal with all the#consequence that troubles our time i carry on and never once have even questioned why yeah im innocent the weight of the world is on my#shoulders yeah im innocent the battles started are far from over'#NEW PROBLEMS#PLEASE#okay that enough existential dread for tonight tho#a biscuit's rambles
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RING-POP
PAIRING. sam monroe x f!reader
SYNOPSIS. sam makes you try a different version of your favorite candy; bigger and bitter.
WARNINGS. NSFW themes (18+), pet-names, cursing, dirty-talk & too many puns (i swear this punk cannot shut up), name-calling (brat, dumb girl), brat-taming, degradation, slight dacryphilia, perv!sam, clueless!reader, oral sex (m! receiving), face-fucking, bondage, slight slapping (with a belt, with his cock), hair-pulling, sexualising food?
SMACK, SLURP, POP. the sounds filled sam’s humid room. his brow furrowed further, a look of disdain washing over his pale features at the noise. the videogame in front of him needed all his heed, but it seemed like his brat, bambi, demanded some of that attention, too.
“stop that,” he groaned, frustrated. the sound of his thumbs assaulting the buttons on his controller should’ve been all that was heard, had you not been deep-throating the candy sam made the mistake of getting you. “what— i’m just having my candy,” you whined before continuing, “—and besides, if you have a problem, why don’t you let me sit away from you—” he was quick to shut down that idea, gripping the flesh of your thighs. maybe sam was in the wrong for getting you the cherry ring-pop, your favourite, and maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have you perched on his lap, sitting comfortably (cluelessly) on his aching boner, but in his defence, he just wanted to feast his eyes on the sight of your plump lips wrapped around the toy candy, sucking and slurping, just as you are now like the good girl you are, but once he switched his playstation on, the competitive side came out.
you shift to your comfort in his lap, feeling the tent in his pants poke directly into your mound. you had an arm crossed over sam’s neck, bringing the ring-clad finger to your mouth and sucking. at the taste of the sweet cherry juices dripping into your mouth, you groan in sam’s ear.
the sounds traveled straight to his cock, his mind tuning out his reality— the game at hand— just to focus at your skilful tongue, stained red by the candy. “if you don’t quit it—” he sighed, his voice strained. the next thing you know, his character is being obliterated by the enemy. you stifled a giggle, your plan worked.
sam had left you so, so worked up. choosing to take out his frustration with his family on some stupid toy, rather than your willing pussy. ever since that day at the playground, you couldn’t go a day without sam pounding into your drooling cunt. even if it was always him starting it, he got you to finish, and you were forever grateful for it. but today? when you dolled up in all black— tank top and skirt— with red lingerie, he decided to pick up that gaming console and not let go.
“alright, bambi, i’ve had it with you,” he gets up abruptly, causing you to hit the ground and land on your knees. you gasped, offended.
his hands, full of real, crude metal were quick to move, undoing his belt, unlike your delicate hand that was motionless with the toy ring perched on it. the leather of his studded belt flicked across your cheek, causing you to look up at sam through wet lashes. he only smirked at the sight. your eyes flicked to the bulge revealed in his boxers, and now your mouth watered for a taste that wasn’t cherry ring-pop.
“‘like to suck your candy, huh, brat?” he squeezed your cheeks together. “since you’ve been practising in my goddamn ears all day,” he continued, pulling out his cock, “let’s see how good you’ve gotten.” his cock was slapped against the same spot at the belt. you only stared at him through your long lashes, unwilling to satiate when you’re unsatisfied yourself. “come on, bambi, open up,” he squeezed your cheeks again, causing your mouth to gape open. “i can’t guarantee it tastes like cherries, but you’re open to trying sweet-n-salty, aren’tcha?” he giggled, amused at his own snarky comments.
the fat tip of his cock pressed into your plump, gape lips, and instinctively, your tongue stuck out to lick it. “there we go,” sam sighed, ready to return to cloud 9.
you sheepishly swirled your tongue around the bulbous tip of his cock, relishing in the taste of his precum oozing into your tastebuds. oh, yeah, you’ve found yourself a new favourite flavour.
“hands up for me, bambi,” he sighed, breathless already. you oblige, eyes widening when his belt snaked over your wrists, tying them in an unholy matrimony. your hands rested in your lap, preventing you from pleasuring yourself like you intended to. “now, open wide f’me.” you’re obedient, eager to please, for you know if sam’s satisfied he would overlook the ‘punishment’ and stick his cock into you. your pussy flutters at the thought of being full again.
as your throat relaxed around him, you started taking more and more of his length, looking up at him through your lashes to seek his validation, and the mere sight was rewarding. his brows furrowed, a pink flush crept into his pale skin, while his lips were plump and agape, marks of his teeth etched into the skin. “your mouth was made to suck cock, y’know that— my cock. you’re only gonna squeeze my cock with that fuckin’ throat, y’hear?” he nods, authoritative yet cooing, “is my girl understanding me?” so you bobble your head along with length. “fuck yeah, brat. going dumb on my cock,” he moans, and you were eager to illicit more of those sounds.
you relax your jaw, inhale deeply, and let him take charge. when sam realises this, the little devil smirks, running his fingers through your scalp to tug at your hair.
his cock pistons in and out of your throat, your eyes watering and your breath haggard. your pussy clenched around nothing but the flooded dampness of your cotton panties.
“oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fu—” incoherent grunts and groans filled the room along with the delirious smell of your arousals. “fuuuuck, bambi,” sam’s thrusts got sloppier.
“you know,” he spoke, breathless yet mischievously, “this candy comes with a creamy centre,” he chuckled, grunting as he came undone in your mouth. “sweet n’ salty, yeah?” he stroked his cock, relishing in the sight of his heavy load dripping down your plump lips. you were quick to swallow every drop, selfishly devouring your favourite candy. you wondered if this was gluttony or lust?
when satiated, sam pulled away, tucking his cock away. you, too, get up from the floor, wincing at the pain of kneeling down for too long.
you shimmy out of your clothes, making your way towards his bed. sam sees you in the corner of his eye, an eyebrow irking at your actions, “what do you think you’re doing,” he asked plainly, leaving you confused. “i- you’re fucking me, right?” you had a pitiful look on your face, so eager to chase your own release with his assistance. “like hell i will, dumb girl,” sam scoffed, “brats don’t get pleasure after punishment,” he shrugged coldly, grabbing his gaming console.
he pointed towards his thighs, “sit your ass back down,” you whine, “but i’ll be so boooored,” yet perch on his lap, still.
“—and i finished my ring-pop,” you sigh in frustration. sam chuckles, “don’t worry, i’ll have your new favourite out in a minute,”
“this flavour never finishes, just keeps on coming.”
THIS PUNK—
SEE ALSO. playground [PRELIMINARY FIC]. more of Sam Monroe [MEAN!SAM, BIMBO!READER AND OTHER TROPES].
#sam monroe#sam monroe x reader#sam monroe smut#sam monroe x reader smut#ring pop#sam smut#life as a house#sam life as a house#hayden christensen x reader smut#hayden christensen#hayden christensen imagine#hayden christensen x reader#anakin skywalker x reader smut#anakin imagine#anakin skywalker#bambi#gamer bf#bambi doe#bambi!reader#bimbo!reader#mean!sam#perv!sam
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╰➤ First Fight || One Piece
featuring: kid and law
summary: your first fight with your one piece boyfriends // here is part 2
warnings: kid being kid, curse words, law being stubborn and not wanting to eat >:((
✦•··········• 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐇���𝐀𝐃 •··········•✦
Kid
You knew Kid had a tendency to flirt with other woman especially if he was drunk. You’ve talked to him about it and he always tells you the same thing. “Stop being so insecure Y/N. It’s a little flirting. No big deal.”
But it bothered you so much, the way he talked to these girls and how he bought them drinks and you were the one who usually didn’t get mad but this…this bothered you so much. How could your boyfriend do that to you, you were sure if the roles were reversed he would be throwing a temper tantrum.
Tonight was no different, the kid pirates were at a bar celebrating a successful raid, and the crew were getting drunk their asses off with good beer. And Kid was across the bar flirting with this unknown girl…you watched them from a distance. The way she laughed at his jokes and talked in a high pitched tone of voice to him. It was annoying…but what made you snap was when she pressed her body against his metal arm and he didn’t even bother to push her away.
Stomping your way towards him, you gave the girl a bitter smile and shove her slightly and grab Kid by the ear and proceed to drag him out of the bar, the crew couldn’t help but let out small snickers and small “Ooh! Captain is in trouble!”
Once you guys were outside, Kid slapped your arm away and you rubbed his ear. “What the hell is your problem! Did you really have to embarrass me in front of my own crew!” He snaps, raising his voice at you, his voice was a bit off which meant he was drunk…great.
Keep in mind alcohol makes Kid a bigger asshole.
Scoffing at his words “Me?! Embarrass you? Oh please, you embarrassed me! Flirting with that girl…who does that. Especially in front of their lover?” And Kid couldn’t help but roll his eyes at your words. “This bullshit again? It’s nothing, just a little flirting. Not hurting anyone. I’m sorry that you’re so insecure.”
“Kid! She practically had her chest pressed against you and you didn’t even bother to move her.”
And he just grumbled and crossed his arms, looking down at you. “Oh please, grow the fuck up. Seriously we can’t keep having this same conversation. It’s honestly getting old.”And you couldn’t help but frown at his words. “Kid. I would appreciate it if you stopped. I’m asking you nicely.”
“Ha! Well tough luck! I’m the captain around here, and if you don’t like it then don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” He said and turned around and was about to walk into the bar and you grabbed his arm. “Kid. Please I’m asking you.”
And suddenly Kid snapped “FOR FUCK SAKES Y/N! STOP BEING SO INSECURE AND GROW UP! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE I’M EUSTASS KID!” He yelled at you, this was the first time he actually yelled at you, and you immediately moved your arm back. Feeling a bit intimidating by his loud voice, backing away slowly. Tears began to stream down your face, and Kid couldn’t help but scoff at your tears. “Great you’re crying now, you know what do yourself a favor and go back to the Victoria Punk and stay there, I don’t need your tears ruining my night.”
And with that Kid turned his back to you and before you could get a word in he walked away and back to the bar. Leaving you there alone, crying to yourself.
Now you could see why Kid gained the title of the most ruthless pirate…
Law
Your boyfriend had a tendency to skip meals to lock himself up in his office and bury himself into his books and paperwork. You would usually bring him food and made sure he had food in his stomach. And today was one of those days, you sigh to yourself and walk into his office with a plate of his favorite…Onigiri.
“Oh honey. I got your favorite.” You say with a smile across your face, and place the plate on his desk. And he didn’t even bother looking away from his book. Just letting out a small “Hmm..”
“Hey you can at least look at me. While I’m talking to you.” You say and sat on his desk. And Law took a quick glance at you. “There..Happy.” He mumbled and began to read again. You just sigh, and roll your eyes and decided not to push him further. You knew how he could get whenever he was too busy reading. “So…” Trying to start conversation.
“Do you need something Y/N-ya. Can’t you tell I’m busy here?” He sighed out and placed his book down. “And please, get your bottom off of my desk.”
“Oh, I’m sorry.” You mumbled and off of his desk. “Just wanna make sure you eat something.” Speaking softly, usually Law would appreciate this gesture but today he felt more annoyed. And he couldn’t help but roll his eyes at your words, which made you frown. He’s never acted this way towards you.
Letting out a deep sigh, he spoke up once again. “I understand that, but I can take care of myself. I don’t need you to mother me.”
“I’m not…I’m just looking out for my boyfriend.” You say, and picked up the plate of Onigiri and offered him the food and he looked away. “Please eat something…you’ve been in this office all day. Your book can wait.”
And Law sighed “Or maybe you can wait, have you ever thought about that?” He snaps slightly, which made you frown even more. “I just…thought…well you need to eat.” You say, struggling to speak. “Look if I wanna eat I’ll eat okay, I don’t need you to mother me, now please can I go back to my book.”
“No, you need to eat something. Your book can wait. So eat.” You demanded.
“And who do you think you are speaking to me like that? Huh? In case you’ve forgotten I’m the captain of this ship-”
“And I’m your lover as well!” You quickly cut him off, and he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily. “God you’re like an annoying fly that won’t go away. So annoying.”
“Excuse me?” You say and before you could speak even more Law spoke in firm tone of voice. “What? Can’t understand basic English? I said that you’re annoying me.” He lets out a heavy sigh, he watched your face and how you reacted to his words. “Please. Can’t you understand that I just wanna read my book, I don’t need your constant breathing down my neck. So please be useful and leave my office.”
And you stood there, Law has never spoken to you like that before. Looking down and away from his gaze, you tried not to cry. You place the plate down again on his desk. And a single tear slipped out and Law caught a glimpse of it and immediately felt awful. He was about to speak up but you quickly walked out and left him alone in his office.
“Fuck..” He mumbled to himself, and he looked at the plate of good and his stomach growled. God he hadn’t noticed how hungry he was. But he felt awful, he’s never spoken to you like that.
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